
Vet: Whew! I’m glad they’re gone.
Technician: I can’t believe that little asshole crayoned on the wall.
Receptionist: Now I have to clean it up. You shouldn’t have given him crayons, Veterinary Technician.
T: I had to! He was screaming because he couldn’t open the door and go run around the lobby.
V: I bet that mom has her hands full.
T: I’m telling you. I wouldn’t want to be her. You can see that she was once young and vibrant, but now the light is leaving her eyes.
V: That’s why I’m never having kids. Thanks for taking him for a bit, by the way, Receptionist.
R: You’re welcome, Dr. Veterinarian. I’ve been told I’m very good with demon children.
T: That mom could probably use you at home. Not to mention somebody to give her a makeover!
All: Tee hee! Ha ha! [chortling]
T: Seriously, that bra wasn’t working with that shirt.
R: Hey! That woman left without paying her bill!
V: You should charge her double. And extra for the crayon removal.
T: She was rubbing at it with an alcohol-soaked gauze pad. What a loser.
All: Tee hee! Ha ha! [chortling]
V: Her cat was awesome, though.
T: Yeah, the cat was awesome.
Totally their fault for giving an antsy toddler crayons.