Superego finds Id foraging in the kitchen for something sweet and coming upon a tube of cake icing.
Id [picking up tube]: “Let’s just see if it’s dried up.”
Superego: “NO. I will never speak to you again.”
Id [taking off cap]: “I’m just seeing.”
Superego: “I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN; I MEAN IT!”
Id: “You have to speak to me! I’m you! We’re all the same person, dipshit!”
Ego [grabs tube of icing, puts it back in cupboard, and reaches for a yogurt]: “I can’t stand the loneliness inherent in you two not speaking to each other.”
Superego: “Yogurt has protein.”