- classroom rules
- letter people
- ups truck
- pumpkin spice lube
- anxious child
- pissing grandfather
- triscuit jingle songs
- spider clown
- i can’t go into a church i would burst into flames
- aggressive donuts
- pornstar coloring book
- small turkish vagina photo blogger
- what issue of rolling stone magazine has hitler on it
- why do some gay men go to parks
- african statues of men with big penises
- little miss anal pants
- 5 ft teddy bear with broken heart
- perfect butthole
- butthole blog
- words written on the butt using the butthole
- looking at sleeping girls butt holes
- if i have bigger buttcheeks do i have a bigger butthole
- christianity is bullshit
- learn your fucking homophones
- using candle as my penis
Most of these, although bizarre, make sense. About others, I have commentary:
#12: Because the syntax might be misleading here, I’m not sure if you were looking for a small Turkish blogger who has a vagina photo blog, or a Turkish photo blogger with a small vagina. Regardless, sorry that my post about hypothetically getting inseminated by a turkey baster did not meet your needs.
#16: Not an expression that’s currently in use, but I’m not gonna say it doesn’t describe me.
#17: I don’t think I’ve ever written anything about a 5-foot teddy bear, broken-hearted or not. The whole idea is disturbing. Nobody likes a big, mopey-ass bear, but I wouldn’t want to meet a smiling 5-foot-tall teddy bear in an alley, either.
#s 18-22: Why the butthole fixation? True, I did write one post entitled “Buttholes,” but I certainly wouldn’t call my blog a “butthole blog,” nor would I assert that my or anyone else’s butthole is “perfect.”
#20, I don’t even know you’re talking about. Is this writing on someone else’s butt while holding a writing implement in one’s butthole? And if so, is there a reason for attempting to do this? I know you kids get bored easily these days, but there’s always Netflix.
#22, I’m not a proctologist, so I can’t answer your question with any kind of authority. I hope you were able to use the internet to gather the data you needed. Even if you did discover a relationship between hole and cheek size, remember: correlation is not the same as causation. So don’t go trying to enlarge your own anus by getting gluteal implants. An overly large butthole is just harder to write with.
#25: Can’t solve problem with the information provided. Are you male or female? What do you want to use the candle penis for? As a source of light? Then by all means, proceed. I wouldn’t recommend it for any other uses traditionally served by a penis. If you’re female, sounds like you may want to keep your candle-penis by your bedside in case the pervert that searched #21 tries to sneak into your room to look at your butthole while you’re sleeping.