1. It’s a poop party!
2. Can I poop on you?
3. I’m gonna poop on you.
4. I’m gonna poop in your FACE!
5. That is pooplarious.
6. [hysterical laughter] Poop floats in space! [more hysterical laughter]
7. I want to poop on Saturn.
8. [while ordering sushi] I want a POOP roll!
9. [yelling triumphantly] Poop is INVINCIBLE!
10. Celebrate the birth of poop.