Ten Things I Would Recommend My Son Not Say Ever Again if He Wants To Achieve Normal Social Functioning

1.  It’s a poop party!

2.  Can I poop on you?

3.  I’m gonna poop on you.

4.  I’m gonna poop in your FACE!

5.  That is pooplarious.

 

I want to know what this ass is saying. Whatever it is, it's pooplarious.
I want to know what this ass is saying. Whatever it is, it’s pooplarious.

 

6.  [hysterical laughter] Poop floats in space! [more hysterical laughter]

7.  I want to poop on Saturn.

8.  [while ordering sushi] I want a POOP roll!

9.  [yelling triumphantly] Poop is INVINCIBLE!

10. Celebrate the birth of poop.

 

3 thoughts on “Ten Things I Would Recommend My Son Not Say Ever Again if He Wants To Achieve Normal Social Functioning

  1. I hope you have added pooplarious to the Urban Dictionary. A better snarky word for unfunny I have never heard. i can’t wait to use it. I know just who shall be the first victim. Bwah-ah-ah-ah! (Please thank your brilliant child.)

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