My Sexy Guest Post!

I’m newly back from BlogHer ’14, dangerously sleep-deprived, and excited to share today’s post over at Abandoning Pretense, which I was fortunate to be able to read aloud at the BlogHer Open Mic Salon. Thank you, Kristen Mae, for running The Internet on Sex: Stop Telling Us What’s Normal.

You should read this post if:

  • You agree that the word “libido” sounds like a skin condition.
  • You’ve ever measured your sex life against the standard set by a TV show.
  • You’re secretly disturbed by vibrators shaped like animals.
  • You’ve ever wondered if you’re normal.
  • SEX!

What are you waiting for? Go read the post!

Stop looking at me, Rabbit. (