Ten Things I Would Recommend My Son Not Say Ever Again if He Wants To Achieve Normal Social Functioning

1.  It’s a poop party!

2.  Can I poop on you?

3.  I’m gonna poop on you.

4.  I’m gonna poop in your FACE!

5.  That is pooplarious.

 

I want to know what this ass is saying. Whatever it is, it's pooplarious.
I want to know what this ass is saying. Whatever it is, it’s pooplarious.

 

6.  [hysterical laughter] Poop floats in space! [more hysterical laughter]

7.  I want to poop on Saturn.

8.  [while ordering sushi] I want a POOP roll!

9.  [yelling triumphantly] Poop is INVINCIBLE!

10. Celebrate the birth of poop.