- Alarm on my phone .25 decibels too loud.
- Husband said “Good morning.”
- Dog breathing too loudly.
- Dog smells slightly like dog.
- Dog’s kneebone is too bony.
- Dog exists.
- Cats demanding food again.
- Small piece of trash I tried to balance on top of too-full trash can fell down.
- Human mortality.
- Temperature of shower water .5 degrees too cold.
- Turned the spigot too far the other direction and now water is .5 degrees too hot. MOTHER FUCKER.
- Long, stiff hair on chin taking longer than expected to remove.
- Radio waves probably mutating cells = cancer.
- Sugar jar sitting right in the middle of the fucking counter instead of aligned with backsplash. WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DO THAT?
- Length and color of boss’s talons.
- The way my boss ended her email with the word “Thanks.” “Thanks”? What’s that supposed to mean?
- Did you ever notice how stupid everyone is?
- Is it Myanmar, or Burma? Make up your damn mind.
- The word “should.” I don’t like it, with its silent letter and brazen single syllable, nor do I trust it.
- List posts.

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